Can you hear my ‘Heart Beat’? Well, not exactly…


If you listened to any or all of the first six episodes of my podcast, Obscurity Knocks, I’d like to offer my formal apology for the fact that you haven’t yet had the opportunity hear a seventh episode.

It hasn’t been for lack of desire. It’s mostly been for lack of time combined with the lack of payment for doing Obscurity Knocks, but in addition to these things, I also experienced some frustration when I had a case of equipment failure whilst recording my interview with John Heard. This would’ve been upsetting no matter what, but it particularly upset me because I’d set up the episode with the specific intent of using it to help promote Heard’s then-upcoming film, Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero.

Unfortunately, for some reason the program I’d used to record the previous six episodes didn’t work properly. Part of this can probably be attributed to the fact that he was very late calling in – so late, in fact, that I didn’t expect that he’d be calling in at all, so I didn’t even have Skype up anymore – or it may have been because he called in using video mode, which no one had done before. But in the long run, the fault is mine, because I’m the one who was recording it, and I felt so badly about it that I kept putting off trying to do another episode because I wanted to see if there was any way to make the quality of Heard’s interview worth downloading, because – sound quality aside – he’s got some absolutely amazing stories.

Fast-forward to a few weeks ago, when I finally had an opportunity to finish my Random Roles with Nick Nolte and began transcribing the two conversations we’d had. When I hit the point in the interview where Nolte started discussing Heart Beat, I found myself remembering how I’d talked to Heard about the film…or, to be more precise, how I brought up Heart Beat and let Heard loose to say anything and everything that crossed his mind about the film. And that’s when I realized, “Okay, maybe I can at least hear Heard well enough to transcribe what he had to say about Heart Beat, and then I can post those remarks on News Reviews Interviews along with an apology about the disappearing act that Obscurity Knocks pulled. If I do that, then maybe I’ll feel like I’ve got enough of a clean slate that I can start the show back up again.”

Well, I transcribed what Heard had to say about Heart Beat, and now that I’ve offered my apology, I’m going to post them. I guess all I need to do now is figure out who’s going to be my next guest, huh?

So here’s Mr. Heard, and I hope you’ll be hearing from me soon…

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Your bonus Nick Nolte anecdote


When I do Random Roles interviews for the AV Club, it’s become an increasingly rare occurrence for an anecdote to get dropped from a piece, and on the cases when it does happen, it’s generally for a legitimate reason. As you might imagine, that reason is generally that it’s already too long an interview to begin with and the anecdote in question doesn’t really add much to the piece.

In the case of this anecdote from Nick Nolte, there’s no question that it would’ve added something to his Random Roles interview, and given that it revolves around his aborted attempt to meet Eddie Murphy prior to the start of filming for 48 Hours, there’s no question that it’s something that readers would’ve appreciated. Still, I get why there might’ve been some hand-wringing over its inclusion, and although I noticed its absence, I can’t say that I was entirely surprised that it had vanished.

If I had to theorize as to the explanation for its disappearing act from the piece, I’d surmise that there were concerns about how readers would respond to one of Nolte’s choices of phrase, although in the context it strikes me as little more than jazz speak. Or maybe they were worried that Murphy or someone from his team would get upset about the story, even though he technically isn’t even in it.

Aw, hell, I don’t know. In fact, the only thing I do know is that Nolte mentioned at the end of our conversation that he’s in the middle of working on a memoir right now, and I guarantee he’ll use the story. I mean, he was way too gleeful as he was telling it for me to believe that he’d have that bullet in the chamber and not fire it. And since he unquestionably said it on the record, and in direct response to a question I’d asked him, I don’t see why I shouldn’t regale you folks with the story.

Plus, as Nick Nolte stories go, this one’s pretty much the Nick-Noltiest.

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Kevin Curran is gone, but his “Circus” story will live forever


The man you see before you is Kevin Curran. As you may suspect from the familiar characters in the background of this photo, he has a connection to The Simpsons: he’s credited with co-producing almost 300 episodes of the series. He was also the voice of Buck, the Bundy family’s dog, on Married with Children. To me, though, he’s the guy who provided me with one of the greatest stories that anyone has ever told me during my career as a pop culture journalist. Granted, it was a story that had made the rounds for years, and it was one that had made him a legend of sorts among his TV writer peers, but he’d never actually told the story to a journalist until he told it to me a few years ago – at the behest of fellow Simpsons producer Michael Price – for “Pilot Error,” a recurring column I was writing for the now-defunct site AntennaFree.TV.

A few minutes ago, I received an email from Michael Price. He took my breath away for a moment when he revealed that Kevin had passed away, but even with that terrible news, I still suddenly found a smile when Michael asked if I could steer him toward that piece I’d written about Kevin, because it immediately reminded me of Kevin’s story.

Unfortunately, since AntennaFree.TV is defunct, the piece isn’t readily available for viewing, but in honor of Kevin and his story, I decided that the best tribute I could possibly offer would be to post the story on my own page, so everyone can read it for themselves. If you’re mourning the loss of Kevin, this won’t make it any easier to take, but it’ll at least provide you with a few moments of levity to raise your spirits.

My sincerest condolences to Kevin’s family, friends, co-workers, and to anyone who actually knew him…as opposed to, say, just having interviewed him one time. I can at least say, though, that while it may only have been one interview, as far as I’m concerned it was one for the ages.

And with that said, let me ask you a question: did you ever hear the one about the network executive who said “Nelson” when he meant “Hirsch,” and the executive producer whose reaction to the error lost him a series?

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Boldly Going Where I’ve Gone Before for Star Trek’s 50th


This year marks the 50th anniversary of the debut of Star Trek, and while I may not have the same budget available to me as CBS-Paramount, I nonetheless wanted to mark the occasion somehow. As such, I decided to delve into my back catalog of interviews and compile a piece featuring reflections and remembrances from some of the many cast members and guest stars of the various series and films in the franchise that I’ve had the opportunity to talk Trek with. I don’t think there’s many of you out there who would’ve read all of them already (mostly because there’s at least one in the mix that has yet to see print), but even if you’ve read most of them, you’ve still never had the opportunity to read them all in one place, so please enjoy and – wait for it – live long and prosper.

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“Desperate” Memories of Michael Cimino

115051350I never interviewed Michael Cimino, whose death was confirmed earlier today, but I’ve certainly heard a fair amount about him and his various works from other people over the years.

For instance, the famed writer/director isn’t mentioned by name in Terry O’Quinn’s reminiscences about his work in Heaven’s Gate in his Random Roles interview, but if you revisit that conversation, you’ll see that his story lives up to everything you’ve ever heard about the film and how long it took to finish it.

For the most part, though, when I think of Cimino, I think of one of his lesser efforts: his remake of William Wyler’s 1955 drama The Desperate Hours, which originally starred Humphrey Bogart and Frederic March. Cimino’s version, which dropped the “The,” was released in 1990 and starred Mickey Rourke, a just barely pre-Silence of the Lambs Anthony Hopkins, and one hell of a supporting cast, including Lindsay Crouse, Elias Koteas, Kelly Lynch, David Morse, Mimi Rogers, and Shawnee Smith. Alas, Cimino’s film was not what you’d call a critical success, but when I interviewed Lynch and Morse for Random Roles, they both had anecdotes that have stuck with me for the long haul. If you’ve read the pieces in question, they may well have stuck with you, too, but just in case they haven’t, this seemed like an apropos time to share them, as they seem to confirm one thing about Cimino: he was a real handful to work with, but if you had the opportunity to do so, you almost certainly never forgot it.

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Obscurity Knocks: Episode 6 – Peter Mackenzie

PeterMackenzie25Peter Mackenzie, as you may be aware, is currently a cast member on ABC’s black-ish, and once you listen to this episode, you’ll be so happy for him that he is, because our last few topics of conversation would have you believe that most of the man’s career has involved working on pilots that never got picked up. In fact, he’s been in a lot of great stuff over the years, including films like Trumbo, 42, One Hour Photo, and Lorenzo’s Oil, not to mention more TV series than you can shake a stick at. I also must give all due credit for Peter’s appearance on the show to Michael Price (The Simpsons, F Is for Family), who recommended that I invite him on. They worked together on Homeboys from Outer Space, you know. And, yes, of course we talked about that.

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Obscurity Knocks: Episode 5 – Barry Primus

Barry PrimusBarry Primus is a character actor’s character actor, a fellow who got his start in the theater, went on to work on TV and in film, and has expanded his palette over the years to include writing, directing, and producing. You may know him from his work in New York, New York (not to mention half a dozen other Robert DeNiro movies), his stint on Cagney & Lacey, or films like Heartland, The Rose, Down and Out in Beverly Hills, and Space Camp. Join us as he regales Obscurity Knocks with stories about working with Del Close, George C. Scott, Roger Corman, and Bill Maher, among many others.

Below you’ll find details about the baker’s dozen of projects I asked Primus about during the course of our conversation, with the synopses in quotation marks taken from IMDb and the rest is either borrowed from some other source – with the appropriate citation, of course – or written by yours truly from whatever facts I could find.

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Obscurity Knocks: Episode 4 – John Kapelos

02John Kapelos is an actor you may know from his work with John Hughes on such iconic ‘80s films as Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club, or if you’re a vampire aficionado, you might have watched him in the ‘90s on Forever Knight. But the man has basically been a workaholic since the early ‘80s, as you can tell from the 60+ films and 100+ TV programs he’s popped up on over the years, including – just to cite a few more recent credits – Justified, Modern Family, Transparent, Togetherness, and to keep the folks at home happy, Republic of Doyle.

Below you’ll find details about the dozen projects I asked Kapelos about during the course of our conversation, with the synopses in quotation marks taken from IMDb and the rest written by yours truly from whatever facts I could find.

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Obscurity Knocks: Episode 3 – Kurt Fuller

RW_108-MD_sc15_033_2_hires2Kurt Fuller has had so many roles in so many films and TV series over the course of his career that when the time came to introduce him onto Obscurity Knocks, I was so intimidated by the sheer volume of options I had available to me to mention that I actually starred stammering and failed to mention nearly as many of them as I’d intended. Be it Psych or Supernatural, Ghostbusters II or Wayne’s World, Miracle Mile or No Holds Barred, Fuller has been all over the place, and he’s got one of those faces that you recognize immediately, even if you can’t always come up with his name. Maybe that’ll change after you listen to our conversation. Perhaps from now on you’ll see him and immediately think, “Oh, hey, it’s Kurt Fuller from Moonbase!”

Nah, I’m just kidding. Nobody’s ever said that before, and nobody ever will. And if for some reason they do, Kurt Fuller will have my hide.

Below you’ll find details about the dozen projects I asked Fuller about during the course of our conversation, with the synopses in quotation marks taken from IMDb and the rest written by yours truly from whatever facts I could find. You’re probably getting the hang of the rules by now, but just in case you’ve forgotten, he had the opportunity to more or less bypass discussing three of them.  Being the swell guy that he is, however, Fuller ended up saying at least a little bit about all 12 of them, and thanks to using his Switcher! card, he ended up saying a hell of a lot about a 13th project. I won’t spoil it for you, but I will say that the project in question was, per Fuller, the single worst experience of his career…and I’d tell you that I feel bad about laughing ’til my sides hurt as he was telling his stories about it, but I don’t feel bad in the slightest.

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Obscurity Knocks: Episode 2 – Bruce McGill

Upon looking at the above photo, I’d understand if you found it impossible to turn away from the sight of a pre-Knight Rider David Hasselhoff, but I hope you’ll try, since it’s the man on the right who’s actually our guest on this second episode of Obscurity Knocks. His name is Bruce McGill, as you already know from the title of this post, and in addition to knowing him from his work in Animal House, MacGyver, and The Insider, you might recognize him more recently from Ride Along, Ride Along 2, and Rizzoli & Isles.

After listening to our latest installment, however, perhaps you’ll start referring to him as the man who appeared in one of these 12 projects instead…

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